Oh, Deer
The North Carolina State Highway Patrol thought it was weird enough to have to chase down an ambulance that was stolen in Florida. But when they finally got it pulled over, that was nothing compared to what they found in the back. “I don’t know how the man got it up in there,” said a bewildered Sgt. Robert Pearson. “It was a six point buck.” Leon Hollimon Jr., 37, of Jacksonville, Fla., who was found wearing “a makeshift doctor’s uniform,” allegedly had loaded the deer into the back of the ambulance and started an intravenous line on it, and had tried to defibrillate it. Hollimon was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation. (Florida Times-Union) ...And put on a strict vegetarian diet.
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